Feral Hoodie, Funny Witchcore Hoodie for Spooky Season | Sarcastic Halloween Sweatshirt with Dark Humor
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Moody, magical, and just a little unhinged—this hoodie gets you. With a sarcastic front graphic of two witchy coffee mugs and a hat (because caffeine is a coping mechanism), and a back design that speaks the painful truth— “Witchy but still paying bills”—this funny witchcore hoodie is basically a wearable spell for surviving spooky season with humor intact. Whether you're hexing your to-do list, brewing something stronger than tea, or just out here being a feral queen in fall, this hoodie has all the vibes: witchcore, dark humor, cottage goth, and chaotic autumn energy.
☕ Exclusive design by Threads & Thirst—because being cozy and cursed is a lifestyle.
🧵 Product Features: Cozy fleece-lined unisex hoodie 50/50 cotton-poly blend Soft and warm with a relaxed fit Front pouch pocket + drawstring hood Durable enough for midnight bonfires or hexing your inbox
🧼 Care Instructions: Wash cold, inside out Tumble dry low or hang to dry Do not bleach or iron directly on design Whisper affirmations to it, but optional
This design is exclusive to Threads & Thirst.
Rooted in magic. Covered in moss. Unapologetically wild. 🌿🖤
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |